🤡Cast Members

Real Name	In-Game Name	Character Image	Why is this person chosen?
Sean "Diddy" Combs	Diddy		Hold onto your headphones, music fans! Sean “Diddy” Combs: Hip-hop mogul facing a chart-topping legal scandal. From alleged drug-fueled “freak-offs” to 12 civil lawsuits, Diddy’s empire is on shaky ground. Federal prosecutors accuse him of turning his music business into a sinister mixtape of sex trafficking, racketeering, and coercion.
Su Zhu	Su Zhu		Meet Su Zhu, the crypto world’s fallen star who went from digital Midas to financial fugitive faster than you can say “blockchain”! Crypto’s fallen star who turned Three Arrows Capital into a $1.3 billion black hole. Once a celebrated guru, Zhu and partner Kyle Davies left investors seeing red. Now he’s serving a nine-year timeout from Singapore’s financial playground – quite the digital detox!
Ansem	Ansem		Meet Ansem, the crypto world’s meme-whisperer and Solana’s unofficial hype man! This digital Pied Piper led 600,000+ followers to turn a dog in a hat into a $4 billion sensation. Ansem’s knack for simplifying crypto jargon has made him the go-to guru for Solana surfers.
Sam Bankman-Fried	SBF		Crypto wunderkind turned financial magician, SBF made $1.7 billion of FTX customer cash vanish into his own hedge fund. His high-stakes shell game crashed spectacularly, leaving investors shell-shocked and regulators fuming. Now he’s enjoying a 25-year “staycation” courtesy of Uncle Sam – talk about a crypto crash landing!
Murad Mahmudov	Murad		Self-proclaimed prophet of the “Meme Coin Super Cycle” with a country-sized Twitter following. This digital Nostradamus bets big on 2025 for meme coins and AI tokens. Murad’s influence turns joke coins into serious money-makers, predicting a future where Dogecoin might list next to Apple on Wall Street!
Caroline Ellison	Caroline Elliscam		Meet Caroline Ellison, the crypto world’s fallen math whiz who traded algorithms for audacity in the FTX fiasco! As Alameda Research CEO, she played a high-stakes game of “Polyamorous Ponzi,” manipulating crypto tokens and misusing customer funds. Her wild ride ended in criminal charges – from quant trader to courtroom trader!
Do Kwon	Ko Dwon		Meet Do Kwon, the crypto world’s fallen “stablecoin” sorcerer who turned digital dreams into a $40 billion nightmare faster than you can say “algorithmic meltdown”! His promise of a rock-steady coin crumbled like a financial Jenga tower. Do Kwon’s wild ride from Seoul to Singapore ended with a $4.5 billion settlement, proving even the smartest algorithms can’t outsmart gravity!
Ruja Ignatova	Ruja Ignatoken		Meet Ruja Ignatova, the “Crypto Queen” who turned magic beans into billions faster than you can say “blockchain”! This smooth-talking scammer convinced investors her “OneCoin” was the next Bitcoin, only to vanish with their cash quicker than a coin flip. Now, she’s topping the FBI’s most-wanted list, proving that in the world of crypto, sometimes the biggest currency is audacity!
Bernie Madoff	Bernzie Madoff		Bernie Madoff, the Wall Street wizard who turned finance into fantasy! This NASDAQ chairman-turned-con artist orchestrated a $65 billion disappearing act over 17 years, making investors’ money vanish faster than a rabbit in a magician’s hat. His grand finale? A 150-year prison sentence - talk about a long-term investment in orange jumpsuits!
Richard Fuld	Riscam Fuld		Step right up to see Richard Fuld, the ringmaster of Lehman Brothers’ spectacular financial circus! This risk-loving CEO juggled subprime mortgages like flaming torches, all while pocketing a cool $300 million. His grand finale? Making a 158-year-old investment bank disappear overnight in 2008, earning him top billing in the “Wall Street’s Most Wanted” show!
Christine Lagarde	Christine Lagrande		Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Christine Lagarde, the crystal ball gazer of the European Central Bank! At a swanky Wyoming pow-wow, this financial fortune-teller predicted the end of the financial world as we know it. With a wave of her euro-wand, she’s trying to make the almighty dollar disappear and crown the euro as the new king of global finance. Abracadabra, indeed!
Jerome Powell	JPow		Introducing Jerome Powell, the money magician of the Federal Reserve! This printing press wizard conjured up $3 trillion faster than you can say “quantitative easing” during the pandemic. Under his spell, the Fed created more money in six years than it had in its first 94! Who needs a money tree when you’ve got J-Pow and his magical money machine?
Klaus Schwab	Klaus Schweeb		Meet Klaus Schwab, the puppet master of the World Economic Forum and architect of the “Great Reset”! This globetrotting guru is cooking up a new world order that’s part sci-fi, part socialism, with a dash of secret society intrigue. With his army of elite minions, Klaus is determined to “reset” the world faster than you can reboot your computer!
The Bill Gates and Melinda Foundation	Mill and Belinda Gates Foundation		Behold Bill Gates, the tech tycoon turned vaccination virtuoso! This Microsoft maestro swapped coding for COVID, turning his foundation into a global health juggernaut. While his vaccines were going viral, so was his bank account, proving that in the world of philanthropy, no good deed goes unrewarded. Just don’t ask him about those pesky antitrust lawsuits!
The Rothschild Family	The Rothshillers		Step into the shadowy world of the Rothschilds, the family that puts the “conspiracy” in “financial conspiracy”! These banking barons have been pulling the world’s monetary strings since Napoleon was in short pants. From funding wars to (allegedly) running the Fed, these financial phantoms have more myths surrounding them than Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster combined!
The Rockefeller Family	The Rock-a-fellers		Ladies and gentlemen, I give you John D. Rockefeller, the oil baron who turned America into his personal Monopoly board! This ruthless tycoon squeezed the competition harder than a tube of toothpaste, controlling 90% of U.S. oil faster than you can say “Standard Oil.” But wait, there’s more! Some say he’s the mastermind behind a secret population control scheme - talk about wearing multiple (top) hats!
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